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hey to all just chiming in to say hello

We are all fine. Eli is almost 1 year old, next month on the 7th is his BDay! Can you believe it's gone so fast. Continue

Added by ulises torres on May 14, 2009 at 3:51pm — No Comments

Why, Why, Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? ________________________________________ Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? ________________________________________ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? ________________________________________ Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ____________________________… Continue

Added by Frankie on December 9, 2008 at 1:03pm — No Comments

Poor Ducky.......AFLAC!!!!!!

Maybe its just people named Alex. Keep this in mind if you are having kids soon.

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Added by Frankie on November 1, 2008 at 2:23pm — No Comments

SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!

OK, OK its not really the spice girls but the night was definitely spicy. The girls looked great and they all had a great time. Mr. Beckham was no where to be seen but im sure in the drucken state they were in they probably all thought i was him. Yeah right!!!

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Added by Frankie on November 1, 2008 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Halloween will never be the same........

Well another Halloween has come and gone. The one good thing is I have evidence of the freakish night at the Cordova house. These pictures will haunt you in more ways than one. Have a… Continue

Added by Frankie on November 1, 2008 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Spanish Words of The Day

In an effort to teach some basic Spanglish words, we have compiled a list of everyday words and their proper usage in our ever-changing Spanglish world. Here are some examples Here are sum baysick bocabulari: SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WATER My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : LIVER & CHEESE Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine. SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WAFER I wanted to go with my mom to the… Continue

Added by Frankie on September 12, 2008 at 2:52pm — No Comments

Mercy tears up Uva!!!!!

Mercy celebrated her 40th B Day with a bang. We all had a great time at Uva. Mercy and Ralph invited us to celebrate her B Day and we all had a great time. We love you Mercy! I have never met anyone that enjoys life as much as you do. Here is to 40 more. Check out the pics here.… Continue

Added by Frankie on July 27, 2008 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Family

We had a great time on the fourth. We had Johnny and the family come and visit. We all headed to the keys and bombarded Johnny's awesome duplex overlooking the ocean in Marathon. Grandpa cooked as always and it was amazing. We all went fishing off the dock in the back where my sister held a fishing tournament. She caught the first fish and paraded around like she caught Jaws. It was actually more like Nimo. Miguel proceeded to cast away for 19hrs only to catch the wrath of my sister instead of a… Continue

Added by Frankie on July 13, 2008 at 3:45pm — No Comments

Kelly a.k.a Anita Blake necromancer/ vampire slayer

"Never take your eyes off the vampire infront of you to view the werewolf behind you." Laurell K. Hamilton Continue

Added by Kelly on July 3, 2008 at 9:43pm — No Comments

George Carlin on aging!

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your… Continue

Added by Frankie on July 2, 2008 at 5:29pm — No Comments

Uli's a Daddy!!!!

Congratulations to the Torres Family and there new addition. We all love you Uli and wish you nothing but the best. He is beautiful. Get the baby mountain bike ready! Continue

Added by Frankie on June 7, 2008 at 9:52pm — 2 Comments

Chicha's B Day!!!!

My little sister turned 31 today. We had a nice dinner at Duffy's. Its a small little Irish pub with some goood burgers. I cant believe shes even 30. Happy Birthday Chicha. You are the kindest and good hearted person I know. I hope to be there when your 90. We can meet at Duffy's and dunk our dentures in the beer. Continue

Added by Frankie on March 24, 2008 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Its been a while....

I was out of town for a bit. So how is everyone? It seems we have some new members. Cool. Welcome. I hope to catch up with everyone soon. Continue

Added by Frankie on March 12, 2008 at 8:06pm — No Comments

Stuck at Airport

Well Im at Fort Lauderdale airport and have been here for 7 hrs. My plane has been delayed for a little over six hours. Nice. How freaken boring can an airport be? Well pretty damn boring...... I have called people, surfed the web, ate everything, read everything and looked at everything I was supposed to on the plane. Sooooo my plane ride should be pretty boring to say the least. US airways sucks pretty bad but then again so do most domestic carriers. I hope you all are having fun right now. Ti… Continue

Added by Frankie on February 24, 2008 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Elmo makes death threats to toddler

Elmo makes death threats to toddler Sure, it seemed like after the years of hard drinking, petty crime, and run-ins with the law, Elmo had cleaned up his act -- but a shocking report out of Tampa Bay, Florida, says otherwise. A two-year-old's life has been turned upside down by vicious talk coming from his favorite toy, Elmo Knows Your Name. It seems that after a recent batt… Continue

Added by Frankie on February 22, 2008 at 5:00pm — No Comments

Deal or no deal? Idiots.....

I caught this show the other day Deal or no Deal. This lady had an offer of $497,000.00 dollars or risk it for a chance at a $1,000,000.00 bucks. The thing here is that there was a chance for her to leave with $10.00 bucks if she risked it. She went for it and left with $10.00 dollars.I guess my point is," at what point to do you lose respect for money and forget about your family." I could not help wondering as I sat there looking at her kids and family in disgust. You have a once in a lifetime… Continue

Added by Frankie on February 20, 2008 at 4:56pm — No Comments

DOMINIQUE AKA CUCU GOT HER LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone move over cucu just got her licence. She needs to post which way she will be driving so we can go the opposite way. Lots of Love to you cucus. Continue

Added by Mercy on February 18, 2008 at 8:41pm — 2 Comments

Ive been thinking of taking dance classes. What do you think?

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Added by Frankie on February 18, 2008 at 7:39pm — No Comments

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schit… Continue

Added by Frankie on February 15, 2008 at 5:26pm — No Comments

Wow. Is it really February?

It seems like time flies. We are already in the middle of February. I cant believe it. I remember being younger and time stood still. Now it seems like we dont have enough time to even pee. You hurt in places you didnt, hair is falling out, hair is growing in wierd places, your eyes cant see straight, your patience is no longer........damn am I having a mid life crises? Hold on let me slap myself. Ok I'm back. Sort of .... but anyways its February and we are moving on to spring and at least we… Continue

Added by Frankie on February 14, 2008 at 11:53pm — No Comments